Today I went to bfast with my brother.
Among other things,
he told me about the time last week when he and his friend found a copy of '50 Shades of Grey' sitting in the parental's office.
They decided to be bold.
They decided to be daring.
They opened the book to somewhere in the middle,
and read two paragraphs...
They had to stop there.
It seems at 24, both of their cheeks were too pink to continue on.
His summary, "I think someone was about to get whipped or something..."
And then he had to look away, loosen his collar, and clear his throat.
I'm giving him points for his attempt alone.